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Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed
Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.
Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.
I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.
When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.
A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.
"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"
When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex
She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.
Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.
What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?
Name given to Kevin Federline now that Britney dumped him.
Fed Ex is one poor piece of white trash.
a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't