To filch is when a man eyaculates inside someones anus (usually another man), then he sucks the cum out with a straw like object. The filcher is the one who eyaculates. The filchee is the receptor of the cum. Filching is the act of filching. Filched is the usual past tense of the verb.
It was just going to be plain sex, but then we decided to filch.
Shoving a hamster or other animal up your ass. Can also be used pretty much everywhere.
Guy 1: I filch cats daily
Guy 2: Filch
The substance formed when it's so hot that sweat runs down your back and into your arsecrack, liquifying the unwiped shit.
v : to steal something small or of little value
To filch from friends and relatives is the mark of a coward.
"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"
To steal leftover food (usually claimed)from someone you live with.
-Dude, what's wrong?
-Somebody filched my pizza!
this is the act of de-clawing and shaving a hampster and shoving it up the rectum to let it crawl around until it dies.
Tim gave Gabe filching as his suprise birthday present.