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The act of being extremely steezy, usually takes place while skiing.
I just hucked a dub cork 12 off the money booter, bruh.
Dude, I saw. That was so floaty.
Randomly found in light colored drinks, preferably those with ice. Noticed only AFTER you've drank from it already. Followed by bouts of denial over how it got there. Subject to great debate and one of life's greatest mysteries.
<Kev spots a floaty in the pink lemonade he's been sipping>
Kev:(sigh).....fuck.
1. A person who is indirect and instead talks around the subject.
2. A person who often talks about feelings.
3. A person who is perceived to live in a world of their own and often sees the positives in situations.
4. A person who is distracted by a multitude of factors.
1. Person A: " I punched them in the face"
Floaty person: "Do you think that there are other ways of channeling you emotions?"
2. "How does that make you feel?", "Your energy is making me feel ......."
3. " These puddles make it like an exciting obstacle course to get to ....... everyday"
4. "Where's the cheese? Ooooh, do you smell burning? Oh look, there's a cute little dog out side, isn't that lovely."
one whom can appear and disappear in an instance, run off motors which help to float around, someone who is slightly stange and may come out with strange comments
-- 'where's ... gone?'
- 'what a floaty cun*'
A Floaty is a person that has a sexual attraction to jellyfish . as opposed to a Furry , who has a sexual attraction to mammalian creatures .
Jim : hey man , have you seen tom ?
Jack : no dude , I haven't seen him since he became a floaty .
When in a drunken streak of confidence you decide to jizz in a random cup, and your friend picks the cup up, noticing the Floaties, or pieces of cum floating above the surface of the beer
Woah bro is this your floaty in my drink? That’s gay bro.
The peices of cum left in a alcohol drink when being served to a female, so the female drinks it.
Did you see Karen drink my floaty earlier? Shit was hot af