Fluckinasshole

Comical mispronunciation of ‘Fluconazole’ by nurses - a common drug used to treat urinary tract infections.

Nurse: “Here Mary, I brought your medicine for you.”
Patient: “Which medicine?”
Nurse: “Your Fluckinasshole.”
Patient: “My what??!?”
Nurse: “Your infection medication.” (Laughs on the inside)