GLOF

GLOF - pretty much god now shut up and pray to him

This guy is not a muffin but God's golf ball. You do not eat golf balls or GLOF's balls

You may pray to him by saying these magical words: amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus amongla sus and to finalise the summon just play 10 hours of villager noises.

example: Pray to GLOF peasant.

GLOF

Sex God

GLOF

glof

1. A muffin
2. A muffin with anthropomorphic features
3. Half-human, half-muffin

1. Hungry? You want a glof?

2. Man, look, a glof! Is he talking to us?

3. That fat kid looks like a real glof.

Glof

A singular hand warming garment

Daniel lost half of his pair of gloves, so now he only has one glof