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Gert

A Bristolian slang word meaning 'Big' or 'Very' etc.

Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.

1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you.

2. That was a gert Hippo.

3. Gert lush.

by Jube December 12, 2005


Gert

'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.

'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.

by Sam November 13, 2003


Gert

latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"

Gert - meaning the name of a man - frequently used in the Netherlands

by dude9999999 February 06, 2010


Gert

To Squeeze

Yo Johnny lemme gert those notes bro

by Rudgecarroll44 October 05, 2017


Gert

an abnormally large anus

This chick I just met had a GERT....

by dragn_99 September 14, 2009


Gert

To ejaculate seminal fluid multiple times in an abrupt and violent manner, often without regard for the well-being of others.

I gerted on her face.
They played rock-paper-scissors to gert on their knee.
Sometimes you just gotta gert.

by Mike&Drag March 11, 2011


Gert

A sudden, fart-like burst of wind released from the nose when attempting to contain laughter.

The joke was so funny that it made Lisa gert.

by Timbobmak2020 August 15, 2020