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When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.
"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"
political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them
noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.
Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.
Being overly intoxicated shit-faced
Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...