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A grocery store only available to the state of Texas that sells everything to anybody
Bitch let's go spend the food stamps at HEB.
Hispanic Employment Bureau. An organization in the Southwest formed to provide Hispanics with a job. These Hispanics are put to work distributing mediocre food products and service in a timely manner.
Hey vato, wanna go to the HEB with me an get a trabajo? Mebbe buy a brisket an make a barbecue?
a place where white trash and broke ass black people shop and single pregnant bitches use wic cuz they have no husband and need food for there fuckin bastards
o my gosh becky look at her i bet she shops at HEB
Basically, HEB stands for a Hot Emo Boy.
These specimens are usually found in churches or hanging outside HMV and Waterstones.
Their brother species is SHC, or Semi Hot Chavs. They don't get along, mainly due to the inferiority complex SHCs suffer.
Unfortunately, HEBs are usually unattainable, due to THD (the holy dad) who is just plain scary.
HEBs are like video games, or wild animals. You have to work through their levels carefully before you pounce and trap them in a loving relationship.
Like Shrek, they have layers and are very sensitive souls. So, don't scare them away by being too clingy. Save that for later.
Good luck, and happy trapping!
Dorita: I saw a really cool HEB today, but THD kept getting in my way.
Dennis: Yeah, same thing happened to me, but I managed to distract him by giving him a rosary and telling him to do 50 hail marys.
Otis:... Cruel.
Dennis: Hey, he seemed happy.
Sick grocery store.
Applying there was the best idea ever because their employees get so many benefits and parties.
Only in Texas though and they're about to expand to Louisiana . Started in 1905 by Florence Butt simply to support her family. Then Howard Edward Butt, her son, took over the company. Now look where it's at. :D
Steven: Aye, Willis! Where you been man?
Willis: Bro, I've been at the Heb Christmas party.
Steven: What the sex. We don't get that shiz at Kroger.
Willis: It's because you suck.
Short for "Hebrew." Used as loving, respectful term meaning: "Jewish soul brother."
That penny-pinching Heb never picks up the check! But his wife puts the "she" in Yeshiva! OY!