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HELL

SCHOOL

God: Your going to hell kid

Guy: Why, I don't want to go to school again

by PuRgE445 December 08, 2020


HELL

A complete and utter waste of precious childhood.

You wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go to a building which resembles a federal prison. There, you go from cell to cell, repeating the same thing over and over every day. You get obsolete, inconsequential bullshit shoved down your throat by people who are only there for the money and time off. Then, you get tested on this bullshit, and if you fail because you don't understand, then that's too bad, which totally defeats the purpose of learning anyways. Meanwhile, you are forced to interact with mindless clone bot teenagers who only care about drugs, sex, and the mall. And if that's not enough, they send you away with more bullshit, aka homework, to do during your only free time at home when you could be pursuing your own interests that might at some point be relevant to the life you want to lead instead of the one the fucking government chooses for you. In the future, you will never need to know quadratic formulas and geometry unless you plan on becoming a mathematician. To sum it all up, HELL is a big competition to weed out the "smartest" people who the government hopes will one day take reign over their cesspool of fucking moronic imbeciles which is leading our country to hell. Our only hope is that one day someone who can see through this will break free from this penitentiary and make some much needed reforms.

If you ever need to know anything they teach you in HELL in real life, there's this nifty little thing called GOOGLE.

by EpicGamer2272 April 26, 2019


HELL

a place underground where you literally EAT YOUR OWN FLESH

im gonna eat my own flesh in HELL bye byeee

by 300 dollars underground September 16, 2020


HELL

See you in hell bitch

HELL glitch

by idkdkdkdk September 25, 2018


HELL

Freeport Illinois.

"I lived in Hell during the worst 6 months of my life.

by Cre8aDeb8 September 08, 2008


HELL

hell is a place the bad peaple go, and its whare i too hope some day to go, because they play rock music, goths are welcome, and you can watch the devil shove a pinapple up hitlers ass every day at 4:00

"i cant whait to die, even though ill go to hell"

by evil girl August 08, 2007


Hell

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UGGGH! School is legit living hell

by oxykill April 26, 2019