A house party full of fuckboys and skanky girls, all drunk and trying to hook up.
Ai-eee boy, gonna be a hoefest down at Tommo's tonight - you coming ?
the biggest hoe group from all around. hoes are numbered from 1 through 69.
"have you heard of the hoefest? like srs"
a term relating to the color or length of fake nails that look skanky.
"wow, how can she even pick up anything with those nails?"
"yea those are hoefest 92 for sure!"