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Hoops is the act of licking the circumference of an anus.
To give hoops or a hoop job -
I gave Sally some hoops last night and she went wild
Hoop earrings usually worn by Latinas and Jersey girls with killer tans. These are also very popular among the Russian girls in ten inch heels at the hair salon who say terrible things about you amongst themselves while they wash your hair! Southern white girls are too 'preppy' to wear these and wouldn't be caught dead in them!
See: Snooki takes off her big ass hoop earrings to fight
Hannah: Hey chelsea did you check out the hoops on the new girl?
Chelsea: O gosh, I know! She must not be from around here! We better watch out or she just might pull a Snooki on our asses!
Hannah: Tell me about it! Ughhh!!!
The best nickname to call your basketball teammate.
Shes gonna swish it.
It's Hoops not she.
Makes sense.
A group of thick, hot girl hoes that wear massive hoop earrings, who have pretty faces, tiny waists, big perfect asses, perfect tits and are really good at twerking! They almost always have smooth skin, nails done, and sexy hair/outfits.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see the hoops today? Guy 2: Ya, Damn i want to f***k that up!
*hoops looks at the guys. Guys: *hard boner. Hoops: OMG hahahahahha!
A term used in prison for storing contraband within one's anus.
How can i get this butterfly knife on the yard to shank that shit talking scrap?
-Hoop it!
aww lads, you should have seen the hoop on thebird i was with last night
Screwed. An uncomfortable situation. In a bad situation that seems to have no way out. Comes from one of two meanings:
1) To have figuratively taken it up the ass (the hoop).
2) railway terminology where new (additional) work orders were passed along to a train crew. The orders were printed on paper, tied with string, and held up high on the end of a pole. The string had a loop for the trainman to lean out of the window of a moving train and aim his arm through the loop (hoop) to get the orders.
"How you gonna explain that to your wife?"
"I dunno man, I'm hooped."
Yardmaster: "Theres more work for you down the line."
Conductor:"Damn, Why can't we tie up and go home?"
Yardmaster: "I got the orders from above. I'll hoop them up to you."
Trainman to Conductor after grabbing order successfully: "We're hooped"