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A small town where unicorns run free.
Dude, did you see that unicorn running around Howell the other day??
A bald,sweaty fella that always on some bs. On God
"Why this dude always changing things"
"He a howell"
A small town somewhere in Michigan that nobody gives a damn about and for good reason. It is populated by rednecks and racists and the most entertaining thing to do there is aimlessly wander around the downtown area, nonchalantly withering way time that could be better spent somewhere else.
"Dude, have you ever been to Howell?"
"No, and I don't plan to. I heard it fucking sucks."
People from Howell can be awsome or annoying. Howell is mostly known for route 9 where the most teenage car crashes occur. People from Howell are usually behind in everthing that is "cool" in the rest of the state. Teens trash talk each other and gossip on facebook for fun and when they hear that their "friend" started the rumors they fight it out at the "purple park" or in school. One other fact is that people stay in small groups, like the cheerleaders all wear the same clothing. People from Howell are known as howell-a-bamians.
Howell girl: Everyone at school wears they same clothes and everyone complains about what someone said to them on facebook.
Manalapan girl: Sheesh, you howell-a-bamians.
a wicked small town 33 miles from lansing mi, and about an hour from detroit michigan. barely any one lives here, but there's some sweet little shops downtown.
p#1: dude, me n randy went to LANLORD'S (in howell) last night.
p#2: no way! his cousin and i were on the other end of howell.
p#1: you should have holla'd, we could have walked there in aboot 3 minutes
p#2: yeah well, i was tired so i rode by bike to SPAG'S, took like 3 sec.
Adj. "being a real jerk"
Alternative definitions: an adjective used to replace all inappropriate phrases, words, or adjectives in a public setting.
1. you are a big fat choddy howell
2. you know what you can do with your howell
3. go to howell
4. i swear i will howell you
5. son of a howell
6. i am sweating my howell off