intercal

The one true language of programming. The full name of the compiler is "Compiler Language With No Pronounceable Acronym," which is, for obvious reasons, abbreviated "INTERCAL."

Abandon all sanity, ye who enter here: INTERCAL

Intercation

A Intercation is a specific trip or journey around your home while using your Internet because you can't afford a holiday.

I'm just going for a quick Intercation in the pool room.