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A really pretty girl from Wisconsin, who talks with a cute accent.
Me: So, what did you do today?
Interlocutor: Well, I just sat around, and talked funny, eh?
Me: Neat.
Ah, dear interlocutor, while I comprehend that your words may stem from a place of fervent emotion, I must implore you to consider the noble virtues of chivalry and the art of diplomacy instead of resorting to threats of violence. Forsooth, let us instead engage in a spirited discourse, perhaps about the culinary magnificence of tacos, which, I daresay, could unite us in joyous feasting rather than lead us down a path of discord. Imagine, if you will, a delectable taco filled with succulent meats, vibrant vegetables, and the finest spices—surely, such a creation could quell even the most tempestuous of spirits!