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Jacking Off

In Yu-Gi-Oh, when you use 2 Tuners and 1 non-Tuner to summon a Synchro Monster as opposed to the 1 Tuner and 1 non-Tuner

I can't believe he's jacking off into Red Nova Dragon.

by Jack Atlas, Master of Faster April 11, 2022


Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and pulls on his dick for pleasure

Chad : O wow Kiersten's wearing a tube top & leather mini today!
Craig : O God Damn and a thong!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Kiersten! Kiersten! Kiersten!
Steve : O wow double dicks today!
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Chad! Craig! Chad ! Craig!
Kiersten : Why the hell is everyone Jacking Off today?
Kaylee : Gee Kiersten have you looked in the mirror!
Kiersten : O it's because of me!
Kaylee : You are so full of yourself!
Kiersten : Your just jealous cause everyone is Jacking off to me!

by SlopNChop November 04, 2017


Jacking Off

When a guy get sexually aroused and squirts cum out of his dick!

Chad was cuddling Kiersten in the dairy section at the market until Maddison walked by in her daisy dukes and caused Chad to stop and start Jacking Off!

by SlopNChop December 09, 2016


Jacking Off

The act of consuming apple jacks cereal.

Robby walked in on me jacking off last night and asked if he could join in.

by Pirate Suite January 21, 2008


Jacking Off

What a guy will do as often as possible.

My nightly routine involves jacking off, as does my morning routine, and my midday routine.

by Derpherpderpistan February 11, 2013


Jacking Off

When a guy makes a fist and slides it back and forth across his penis for pleasure

Cami : Thanks for working out with me today!
Olivia : No problem I just love working out at Planet Fitness!
Ben : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Boob's & Legs
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Long Hair & Gym Shorts
Steve : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh! Sock's & Scrunchie's
Cami : Uh why are those guy's over there Jacking Off?
Olivia : Because silly we are hot!
Cami : Then why is that one guy Jacking Off to our socks and hair scrunchie's?
Olivia : Hell I don't know he's probably retarded?
Steve : Hey pretty girls care if I sniff your socks? Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Olivia : Uh maybe we should go across the street and work out at the new Gold's Gym?
Cami : Uh yeah im with you!
Chad : God Damn't Steve will you quit Jacking Off your scaring off all the pretty girls!
Steve : Ok im sorry Chad me bad! Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : I SAID STOP IT NOW!
Steve : SPLAT! OOPS!
Chad : YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU SPRAYED CUM ALL OVER ME!
Ben : LOL!
Chad : FUCK YOU BEN!
Steve : I can't help myself I just love Jacking Off! (wink)

by SlopNChop April 18, 2019


Jacking Off

when you take your penis and stroke it up and down intill you shoot the white

that bitch would'nt gimme none last night so i pounded the ol geezer in intill my jacking off juice came.

by Kanidate September 24, 2005