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When you fuck up something beyond belief.
Bob: Man, I can't believe you punched and killed my baby!
Joe: What man it wouldn't stop fucking crying, I needed to shut it up.
Bob: My wife's gonna kill me now, thanks for Jareding my life.
When you're high on marijuana.
"This jared is fucking fire dude"
"So jareded rn"
Walking next to some one and subconsciously causing them to walk into a bush or a street because youre pushing them over.
Jared: so how bout them bears?
Chris: Jared youre jaredding me again.
Waking up to see a fat guy raping a fatter chick, then waking up again later to find your pants around your ankles.
I got super drunk last night and got Jareded. I still can't walk straight.