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Doing little to no work, in a job you are incompetent to perform.
Wow I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m having a jenks today
Shortened version of the word jenkem, and in the same way is used to describe fermented urine and faeces, the vapors of which are inhaled to produce a mind bending high.
Since the popularity of jenkem has grown, the term jenks has been applied to any intoxicating substance such as cannabis or opium.
Jules: "Hey Dr, got any spare jenks?"
Dr: "Yes Jules I have some lovely jenkem that I have freshly prepared for you."
Very small town in Oklahoma, that is actually so small it's not on the map. Right next to the south side of Tulsa. Is mainly known for its public school rivalery with Union (north/centeral Tulsa) and advanced academics, arts, and atheltic departments (compared to the average public school). The school campus is one block away from the main street, which is home to small shops giving the feeling of a "at home" feeling. Home to the RiverWalk, Jenks Public Schools, and new shopping centers in the coming years.
X: Hey have you been to Jenks lately?
y: No, why?
X: Oh just that their building a bunch of stuff out their i wonderd if you heard....
Y: Oh well I hear their school is pretty amazing. They keep adding on to their campus, parking lots, math/science center, oh and their getting an olympic size pool too.
a pseudonym for
1. A friend/roommate that gets excessively drunk and needs to be carried home, starts trying to hit you, or some other form of nonsense causing him/her to be dealt with.
2. Someone who plays tiny annoying pranks for attention. i.e. placing pennies on the tops of doors so they fall on you when you walk through.
The name can also evolve with severity from least annoying to most (Jenks, Jenkins, Jenxxxs)
"Jenks! Wake the fuck up! You are passed out in the middle of a party!"
"Stop throwing fucking pennies at me Jenks."
To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.
Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.
Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.
A spelling variation of the word, "janky," meaning inferior in quality. Often used in a pejorative connotation. See...Janky, Janky-ass, or Jankey.
I barely knocked and that jenke (janky) door fell off its hinges.
the area between one's balls and bum
"I went for a ride last night. I went flying over a bump and landed right on my jenk", or "I'm going to kick you in the jenk"