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Jode Secretly judges you yet will cut a bitch that gets in your way
Loathes dogs, spiders, summer, daylight, and lint
Likes darkness but owns 10 nightlights
Jode is generous and forgiving
Jode likes the darkness of winter
a circumcised chode, (chode being a penis wider than it is long)
hey ya know jesus, well he had a jode!
A Jode is someone (male) who suddenly begins acting like a young middle school girl. It could spontaneously happen at any given moment, to any given male. Jodes often reveal their true colors at social gatherings when faced with the opposite sex, or when someone accuses them of something (out of fun). Jodes always deny the fact that they are quite sassy, often acting out towards the accuser.
Jode=Chode=The guy in the group that everyone "shits on"
Guy 1) 'Ha, Stephen that girl said you have a millimeter peter'
Guy 2) "Whatever Brad, your moms a whore, I fucked your girlfriend and your shoes are gay. Oh and my dog died, so that means I could only sport like a half chub and your shirt is fugly. Also your feet smell like a feltched asshole and ..."
Guy 1) "Woah there brah, no need to be such a Jode"
Someone who is dead on the inside.
Those fuckers are such Jodes, I heard they even eat people.
Perfect person thinks there flawed but there not.very hot but thinks there not.very funny nice caring and sweet you can talk to them about anything perfect person to marry
Person 1: you got a JoDee!?
Person 2:yeah i did!
Person 3: dont talk about them like there pokemon