Jonzy

The supreme leader of Jonzyland ruler of all the earth. Top bloke, best racing driver ever and the most well-rounded bloke you can find. There's only one Jonzy

"I Jonzy have come to give you the gift of Jonzyism, the greatest gift of them all"

Jonzi

'To Jonzi'

The act of leaving full time education and endlessly searching for a job.

+) What you doing these days?

-) I left school.

+) oh you bad jonzi.