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The date of birth for kings and gods alone. You will never meet a normal person born on this day.
Tyler: "i heard Jimmy was born on July 1st."
Kelly: "Yeah he watches over heaven now."
Tyler: "Lmao I'm Wet asf."
Tree affection day. Where everyone takes 40 minutes to find a nice tree and appreciate it's existence.
" Dude, that's a real hot tree. Ima fuck it for Tree affection day! July 1ST ROCKS "
You love summer don't you 👀 you are a lucky person I means that you will never have your b day on a school day (I love you full homo)
Lily: Your b day is on July 1 you are so lucky
Chris: I know right
The day a bad bitch was born
Person 1: That’s one bad bitch
Person 2: Well yeah, they were born on July 1st
*end scene*
Hottest person alive hands down
-Hey were you born on July 1st
-Yeha why ?
-no wonder your so hot
The day where woke companies stop pretending to like gay people and reveal that they only do it for the money. People still fall for it every year.
CEO: It's July 1. You can stop pretending that you pander to gay people now.
the day that you have to slap your best friend on the back of their neck as hard as you can. then leave them there on the ground crying.
friend: its July 1 you know what that mean
friend 2: please no