An acronym for Liquid Ass-Fire; painful liquid defecation the consistency of water, usually accompanied by a burning sensation.
Man, that jambalaya gave me the worst LAF.
I gotta find a bathroom NOW; I feel LAF coming on!
That music album is Legit as Fuck. On fb or social sites. That pic is LAF.
An abbreviation signifying one's high level of legitimacy. Meaning "Legit as Fuck".
I'm LAF bitch legit as fuck now suck my left.
I tried to take Ed to the strip club, but he's too much of a LAF to leave georgetown unless you have some weed.
Abbreviation meaning "Long as fuck"
"One LAF phone conversation later, and the problem was solved"
or
"Damn, your dick is LAF"