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Jerking off in subzero temperatures and ejaculating. The cum will freeze solid while still being partway inside the urethra, hopefully into and icicle shape. It is then used as a weapon.
Dude, I was totally Lightsabering some guy during my trip to Antarctica.
Something which will make a fine addition to your collection.
Your lightsabers will make a fine addition to my collection.
A lightsaber is a the other word for dick that is used by people who reads bl. Drawing a dick is akward and complicated, so they mostly draw it with happy faces like this ":>" because why not.
Person1:"I want a lightsaber for christmas!!"
Person2:"Me too.... The vibrating ones.."
Person1:"What?"
Person2:*Huh.. What?"
A weapon from a more civilized time. It is essentially a beam of light focused through a crystal so pure that it gives the beam mass and It is able to cut through solid objects. If 2 lightsabers connect in a duel they will repel each other because all crystals are of the same composition even if they come from different regions of the universe. It is contained in the hilt created by the user or padawan as they are called and they are usually patterned after the padawan's master's hilt to show respect.
My lightsaber holding an amber crystal was a vivid yellow color
The greatest weapon in the universe, search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Lightsabers own.
A penis with a glow-in-the-dark condom on it.
"It was pretty dark once we turned out the lights, but thankfully I already had my lightsaber out so I could see it"
The sophisticated weapon of the Jedi and the Sith, unlike the barbaric blaster guns.
You might call it a laser sword.
What makes Star Wars better than Star Trek
Darth Maul fought both Jedi using his double-sided lightsaber.