MSTS

Mississippi State Titty Shake. This is the dance done when MSU beats UF. It involves jumping up and down while chanting "Mississippi State....Mississippi State."

Hey Clunt, did you just see your cousin doing the MSTS?

MSTS

Known among railroad nerds, this computer game was released in 2001 and officially called Microsoft Train Simulator. Now it is overused and still very slow on many computers.

Railroad nerd: Hey man, did you get the new update for MSTS?

Friend: No, I can't get it to run on my computer.

MST

Mystery Science Theater. When people sit in front of the screen to any movie, the cheesier and more B-grade the better, and make snarky comments.

This can also be done with fanfic by inserting text every so often to point out gross errors in characterization or whatever.

Beavis and Butthead MSTed lots of music videos from their couch.

The Protectors of the Plot Continum MSTed several fics where bad authors had wreaked havoc on canon.

MST

based off of Mystery Science Theater, MST is a genre of fanfiction wherein the authors of the MST take a piece from another author and taunt it mercilessly

> Jill raised a foot to enter the
> chopper, but was pushed back by the
> soldier.

ARL <soldier>: No shoes, no shirt, no service.

MST

Military Sexual Trauma

The military is too afraid of dealing with MST charges that they are kicking out all the women that report being raped.

MST

To parody a la Mystery Science Theater 3000

Honestly, I'd rather sit through a John Agar film festival than another Gonterman story.

MST

Short for "Mary Sue Torture" Usually used in fanfiction. A form of mockery in which an author takes another author's piece, and breaks it up. They generally mock each and every line, pointing out any and all typos and/or grammatical errors along the way.

Work being MST'd: And he carryed her back to merkenwood,
Author MST-ing: O.O I don't even know where to start on that one...