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A fully aquatic sea mammal, that belongs to the order Sirena, along with the Dugong and Steller's Sea cow, which is extinct. There are three breeds of manatee, the West Indian, the African, and the Amazonian. Manatees live in warm coastal waters, and are harmless. However, due to their large stature, a manatee can appear frightening to some. They naturally approach humans which could be a factor in Flordians declaring it its state animal. However, it's natural impulse to go after boats can result in death. They have no natural predators, other than humans and speedboats.
Awww... That manatee is so cute! Oh no manatee! Get away from that boat!!!!
A girl that is so fat you wonder if she has propeller scars on her back because she grazes on kelp on the sea and would be in danger of getting cut by speed boat propellers.
Guy: ..But was she hot?
Other guy: No dude, manatee...I looked for propeller scars.
Guy: oh, oh thats awful.
A mass so large it defies belief. it moves unbelieveble slowly
Person 1: Gosh, that Greg next door is such a manatee
Person 2: Yeah, totally
A very fat man that is usualy seen in white tees
Wowzers look at that Manatee
Tasty little motherfuckers. Best served with a side of sea turtle stew and something else a little more endangered.
Also: When you're doing a mondo fat chick and take a taco (green) shit on her face.
They don't call Manatees sea cows for nothin'.
You like that seaweed, don't you?
The manatee is a fat grey bastard!
Closely resembling a 200lb mass of grey rubber.
Got to go my Manatee has scrot rot
An uncommon insult describing a fat induvidual.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in that video I sent you?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a manatee"