To be so scrambled and messed in the head that your brain is minced
1. The state or quality of being exceedingly relaxed and nonchalant, while at the same time elated or exceedingly happy, often attained whilst being high.
2. Synonymous for "fuck".
ex 1 - Guy 1: Dude, whats good?
Guy 2: Dude, I'm so minced right now I can't even hear you!
ex 2 - Guy 1: Bro did you mince anyone last night?
Guy 2: I minced the shit out of this one chick, but I was so minced I don't even remember!
A slang term spin-off of the word “chopped” , minced is when somebody is so chopped that when they walk they look drunk.
This dude can’t even walk straight he’s so minced.
When you are finely chopped/faded (high)
Matt’s eyes were so red, you could tell he was minced right when he walked in the room
To be completely and utterly shredded. To have extremely low body fat percentage and to have extreme muscle definition.
Hey jimmy are you dieting right now?
Yeah, I’m carb cycling. I’m gonna get minced.
To walk or sashe/shante in a very effeminate and/or swishy way. To walk as if wearing a pair of invisible high heels.
Wow, get a load of him Mincing across the room like he's walking on egg shells.
When you get fucked up.
I'm pretty minced after that session eh