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A non-alcoholic cocktail usually consisting of a mix of fruit juices.
"I'm driving so I'll have a mocktail."
A non-alcoholic kids' beverage made to look and taste like a cocktail and marketed specifically to children, often with names like Green Grasshopper (green grenadine and soda water), Shirley Temple (sweet soda), Mocktini (lemon-lime soda with a marachino cherry), Mockmo (cranberry juice and soda water), Hattie (ginger ale and a cherry), etc.
Boy, this restaurant has a huge menu of mocktails for the kiddies!
a non-alcoholic beverage, like a cocktail without booze.
'She can't have a cocktail! Shes only 12!' 'It's ok, I'll just order her a mocktail.'
A non-alcoholic drink lined with cocaine on the rim of the glass.
Bartender, I do not drink alcohol but do hard drugs. Do you mind making a strong mocktail for me? Please be sure to line the rim properly. Thank you so much.
1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.
0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.
“Only one American President so far liked Molotov Mocktails.”
A made up sports trade that seems drunk as a result from reading too many mock drafts.
Bro, would you trade Patrick Mahomes for the first pick this year and five future firsts?
How many mocktails have you had today?