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For Males: Musicals represent the internal struggle between wanting to make the girlfriend happy, and the complete soundness of mind and body.
For Females: Musicals are tests to see to what extent the boyfriend figure will put himself through to do something for you.
Or:
A punishment for a behavior unwanted by the girlfriend, wife, fiance, exc.
The felamle punished her boyfriend by taking him to a musical.
Bad acting and bad songs combined, Child actors running around and pretending to be great. The fun thing is that if you happen to die, you com eback as a jolly ghost who will grant all the kids in the audience 3 wishes.
loser 1- "Dont you just the looove musical oliver twist? i just weep when nancy dies"
me: "Yes, i love the way she gets slowly murdered by a lead bullet wedged in her upper temple, as she slides down the stage in a melodramatic, irritatting style, and little ballache Oliver (played by a 11 year old, pushed into the theatre school by his over protective mother who is a also a failed acress) attempts to cry while waving to his mum in the front row."
Air: *vibrates*
Humans: That's music to my ears 💃💃💃
One of the few things keeping me sane in this fucked up world we live in.
I'd be dead by now if it weren't for music.