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A pitifully slow cyclist commuting in London. Usually seen decked out in a useless high-vis Altura Night vision jacket with matching fluro hump backpack cover. Often seen woefully weak lights that are reminiscent of a sickly glow worm, but its quite common for them to have none at all. They will clog up the roads in the every summer leading to the so called 'Noddergeddon'. They will barge in front of you at the lights only to set off like wobbly slow grandma forcing you to drop them instantaneously, at the next set of light they'll do the exact same thing again causing incredulous cry of frustration to be emitted by every other cyclist around them.
The term its self comes from their habit of nodding their heads up and down whilst they struggling along in the wrong gear often with a bike that's totally the wrong size for them. It was coined by a user of London's famous LFGSS cycling community.
"Jesus Christ the roads are clogged with nodders today, I didn't realize that Noddergeddon had started already!"
A person who consumes opiates causing them to nod
After 3 blue beans each, all my friends become nodders.
Someone who mastruabtes with condoms on.
Even though nodders are weird, at least they’re being responsible for when they do the real thing.
A person who can give insane blowjobs only by nodding their head
Oh zoinks jacky! Bettany is such a nodder
When you have a long piece of poo that hangs on ur butt for 5 sec or more
I shook my butt to get rid of this nodder
Commonly used on Twitch Chat when reacting to fire music that makes your head nod like when Kanye West was listening to music on the plane.
NODDERS!
Contraceptive. Condom. Sheath.
Look, love, I have super duper baby gravy. I need to put on a nodder whether you like it or not.