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Optimists

People who see the world through rose-colored glasses, people who are unrealistic, people who have no actual lives if they think the world is good. Ignorance is Bliss, after all

Optimist: Yay! We're being tortured!
Normal Person: That's not a good thing. I'm in pain, and you probably are, too.
Optimist: Oh my god you bitch/bastard you're such a pessimist this is why nobody likes you and you have no friends

by Yeah Okay July 15, 2005


Optimists

People who see life in the best possible light, or at least as being generally good. The most horrible, obnoxious people in the world.

"The glass is half-full!"
"Get that god damn water out of my glass, asshole! Did it ever occur to you I might have left it empty for a REASON?! HUH?! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!"

by Sorry. I'm an ass, I know. But I really hate opti June 07, 2003


optimistic

Being positive all the time. Recovers from anger or sadness very quickly or doesn't feel bad emotions at all. Usually very high spirited or loves to smile, you'll know 'em when you see them.

Jaime is so optimistic, nothing brings her down!

by AcetheSpade November 14, 2007


Optimist

A Buffalo Bills fan in August

Optimist Bills fan, 1998: "The bills are going all the way this year! We've got Doug Flutie!"

by billydbones August 18, 2012


optimist

someone who figures that taking a step backward after taking a step forward is not a disaster, its more like a cha-cha.

That guy is an optimist!

by jbkr March 23, 2014


optimist

One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views

Aaron says Jamie is very OPTIMIST. This makes Aaron a fucking tard and wrong.

by Jordan July 13, 2003


Optimist

An optimist is Some person who comes home finds thier back door broken into and thinks a surprise partys been arranged for them

"optimist"e.g if i step on to this train track a train wont run me over because im such a darn nice person

by sir tommay November 01, 2006