Own, to own, owned.
1.To have something in your possession.
2.To beat someone in a game in a manner that displays a much greater level of ability.
3.To kick the proverbial shit out of someone.
4.To administer a particularly rough act of sex.
5.To be the victim of an unfortunate calamity.
1.I own a computer. I paid $1 for something that I now own. It belongs to me so I own it.
2.I destroyed his units and base: I owned him. I have just owned a noob.
3.He got owned, he had to have 100 stitches.
4.Jane came up to my room and I owned her like a noob.
5.A meteorite has just hit my house so now I feel owned.
A stupid word that teenage dumbasses put as a comment on every myspace picture I have no idea wtf they're talking about and i dont intend to find out
Comment 1: OMG U LOK SO HOT I TOTLY OWN THIS PIC
Comment 2: DAMN!!!! I OWN THIS PIC FER SUR
MY COMMENT: STFU YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY IS YOU LOOK HOT OR YOU LOOK UGLY
Own-
To utterly destroy someone's moral or pride.
Kid 1: Dude, when I asked my girlfriend to give me head she denied me.
Kid 2: Totally got owned man..
When you accept the burn. So it's technically no longer a burn.
Used by really roach Gen Y kids.
V: Am told her I loved her but she threw kimchi on my face and then proceeded to burn me.
Jeremy: Bro, that's rough.
V: Am okay though. I said nohetero afterwards.
Jeremy: Nice own.
To take a crap in someone's house, or to crap in someone's town, country, or any other definable boundary.
Dude, Tonya completely owns your house, that still reeks.
or
I own pretty much all the towns from Naples to Rome.
or
Don't talk to me that way, I OWN you.
Take responsibility to what you've done.
Be accountable for your actions.
- I fucked up. I'm not sure if I should tell her.
- Man, own it. Tell her.
v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d.
v. tr.
To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone: Being embarrased.
I owned you in counter-strike. You were owned at the party yesterday.