P.E.P

Pre Exercise Poop. Emptying ones bowels in order to prevent possible accidents and lighten the load on ones body. Typically done by long distance runners before their workout.

Runner #1 "Only half a mile left. I really gotta shit"

Runner #2 "Dude, why didn't you take a P.E.P?"

P.E.P.

Post ejeculatory pee.

That bizarre sensation of urinating after ejaculation. Ranges from mildly pleasurable to mildly painful.

Person A: Man, I got some burning P.E.P.
Person B: Dude, shut the fuck up.

Man: Hmm P.E.P. can be mildly pleasurable at times.
Elf: Why am I in your bathroom?

P.E.P

Stands for penis enlargement pills

Yo do you have the P.E.P my girl said I got a small ass dick

P.E.P

Stands for “penis enlargement pills”

“Dude my sick got so big after I took those p.e.p.s”

“It grew 4 more inches after some p.e.p.s”

“My sick couldn’t go in any further after those p.e.p.s”