(pee-n-eye)
A group or flock of penis'.
Alan: Damn jonny look at that flock of penis
Jonny: That my friend is a penii
A word made up for the plural form of penis. Not an actual word.
Kid 1: Dude, he just drew a bunch of penii!
Kid 2: What the hell is “Penii?”
Kid 1: Its the plural form of penis. Duh
Kid 2: The plural word is Penises. Idiot!
One penis is a party, but two penii is just over doing it.
Having two penii is not quite the social norm.
The plural definition of penis. Everybody knows it.
Raynier - what's the plural of penis?
Kyle - penii of course.
Pronounced {Peen-I}
A Small, Mostly Hairless Animal That Lives Anywhere Men Are, And Sometimes Where Women Do. Penii Are Usually Very Slow Creatures, Unless Presented With An Opertunity Of Sorts. They Can Hunt At Anytime Of the Day Or Night, Their Prey Being The Vagii. They Commonly Travel In Flocks.
A Flock Of Penii Just Passed Us, And I Think They Shat!
Did You See Those Penii Hunting?
Man #1 - There were so many penii in the shower
Man #2 - Duh, it's a guys locker room, you idiot.
Sally: Did you see all the naked guys at the beach?
Karen: Yeah, I've never seen so many penii in one place before!