Poofed

1. When something has randomly disapeered.
2. When something has gotten lost.
3. When you have absolutly no idea where the item has gone and/or when it disapeered.

Wtf, my sound poofed on the computer.

Poofed

Alternative for saying "gone" when drunk or high.

Guy 1: Check out that guy stumbling over there!
Guy 2: Man he must be poofed.

poof poof

To have sex. get laid.

I need some poof poof. I want some poof poof. Lets go out and get some poof poof.

The Poof The Poof

Commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a "loofah". While lacking the signature extended handle, a "The Poof The Poof" is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope.

A "The Poof The Poof" is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (Refer to Mike Tyson testimonial)

It comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. Too much "The Poof The Poof" has been known to cause showerial sensory overload.

ORIGIN: Term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a "loofah" with "The Poof The Poof" to her mother in a remote northern Ontario city. Circa 2005-Present?

David: Alright, it's wet...so I wanna know, who the hell was using my loofah?

Amy: It's actually a "The Poof The Poof"...and it was me. Sorry.

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

poofed

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

poof,

Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

"That Larry Grayson - Bit of a poof, isn't he?" commented Julian Clarey.