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Getting beaten at something very badly
I got pooned by him in that race
An evolution of powned or pwned (1) (which in turn derives from owned). It also has connotations of poon as in poon tang (3) to mean pussy, famously used in South Park. Pooned (4) Also has connotations of harpooned and is pronounced the same way.
Also used in to mean to nail something (get it right) or someone (get laid)
(1) "You got powned/pwned"
(2) "You got owned"
(3) "I'm gonna get me some God damn poon tang"
(4) "Oooh you got pooned"
(5) "You see that whale over there with harpoon scars? That's right... last night.... she got POONED!"
To be unable to be away from the vagina of a significant other for longer than 15 minutes at a time
AKA P-whipped
She's got Kevin so pooned...it's sick.
He couldn't go on the fishing trip because he came down with a bad case of being pooned
The act of being so insecure that you must talk to every person in the room and tell them your last name is poon in an attempt to make them laugh and remember you.
I hate myself so much I pooned last night to try and make some friends. They laughed but ended up leaving me all alone.
Another version of Pwned/Owned. Created in Counterstrike:Source by Mr.Brown.
"Oh snap. You just got pooned by a glock."
A rather new dis in the online gaming world, which means, owned, or easy but insane kill. Its like the person who got pooned just got a big slap by the other person
Most people just say "pooned"