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A poop that literally freezes half way out the hole, so you have to use either your hands to pull it out, or even use an ice pick to break the ice stuck in your ass.
You know it's time to turn on the heat when you get a poopsicle.
An icicle formed under a portable loo. The shit water seeps through the gaps in the portable loo and gather under the plastic. During winter, this freezes and therefore creates poopsicle.
The poopsicles glistened in the morning sunlight.
When a man penetrates a woman's ass pulls it out and then has her suck on it
I gagged last night after he gave me a poopsicle.
When dropping a duece, and you feel it getting muddy,
Run to the freezer, and fill an ice-tray buddy.
Do not forget to add popsicle sticks for effect before freezing. (serves 2-4)
(also refer to Ass-Gremlin)
"Dad, the ice-cream man is outside. May i have 50 cents,"
Said Jimmy
"Yah me too," chimed Molly
"Hahahaha, But Kids, I made fresh Poopsicles last night!" replied dad.
"Yaaaaaayyyyyyy" they shouted in unison. "you're the best Dad"
1. The result of of freezing feces by either defecating in extremely cold weather or by placing feces in the freezer.
2. A delicious summertime treat. Very easy to make.
3. A last resort weapon made from frozen feces that tapers off to a sharp point. Used for stabbing.
1. George: So how was Alaska, Richard?
Richard: I had a fantastic time, but I wouldn't want to live there. It was so freakin cold I was cranking out poopsicles.
2. (kid runs into kitchen) Mom! Mom! Can you buy me some poopsicles?
Mom: No need Honey! I'll go make one for you right now!
Kid: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!
3. Never leave the igloo without your poopsicle, son. There are some bad neighborhoods by the pole.