She nearly fainted when I introduced her to my porksword.
Oi, that's one hell of a porksword you've got there
Slang word for a large penis.
Fred Stabbed Me With His Porksword!
a ifunny account that posts cursed images, he is simultaneously the most loved and hated account on the app
Dude 1:"bro PorkSword just posted another shit image"
Dude 2:"fuck you man PorkSword is the last good account on ifunny, just look at itsines"
Alternative way to say jerking it, same as saying your jerking your shit.
"Man last night I was jorking my porksword."