Food of the gods which have been blessed to us. A religious item that can be used in ceremonies.
The naked witches danced around the holy potato.
An object of poor quality. Usually a video camera or a microphone.
"This youtube video quality sucks. Was it filmed with a potato?"
"The voice acting in this cartoon sucks. Did they record the voices with a potato?"
A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.
Person 1: Why is the new girl in the lower maths?
Person 2: Shes a potato.
Person 1: I'm so lucky that I'm not a potato.
Someone who's forever alone and no one would want to touch with a 10 ft stick.
A word that can be used in place of other words such as stupid, retarded, etc. Potato, or potatoes if the situation calls for it, can be used as an adjective to describe a person or an event/series of events.
"That was some potatoes right there"
"Last night was so full of potatoes"
"Are you with potatoes right now?"
The source of very crappy Youtube videos, AKA 240p
MAN 1: Hey I finished uploading my video on Youtube, check it out!
MAN 2: Whoa! I told you before not to record videos with a god damn potato!
What an insane person thinks their species is
Person 1-- I'M A POTATO!!!!!!
Person 2--(behind person 1's back) he is a total wacko