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a dismal excuse for someone to stick his/her hand up any person's anus.
i went to the proctologist and got legally raped.
an ass inspector
my proctologist found a big piece of shit in my ass
An assmaster that also works as a doctor.
Proctologist: "Did you see the game last night?"
Jim: "No, did we beat them?"
Proctologist: "We didn't just beat em, we rectum!" (rimshot)
That specialty in the medical profession that seems to attract doctors with large, outsized hairy knuckles and are loathe to trim their fingernails.
Dr. Hamfist, my proctologist, apologized for his recent weight gain and said he would be unable to remove his ring, but, that he would proceed gently.
One who receives sheer joy by inspecting and treating patients assholes.
One day my roommate and I went to visit our proctologist, Dr. Eurwin Konbonschleuden for our periodical asshole inspection.
A person that brown noses so much they may as well have been a proctologist.
You've kissed so many arses you must be an expert by now.
You've got your head so far up his arse you should be a proctologist.
someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses
the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass