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SAAB

Stands for 'Sucks Ass and Balls'.

I dropped my ice-cream on the pavement... totally SAAB

by yukitup December 02, 2010


SAAB

A once quirky, unusually designed car that was once different from the crowd. The company is now 100% GM owned and so its models are a rag tag bunch Opels, Subarus (well the 9-2X will be a "saab" design soon since they no longer own Subaru) etc. The SAAB 9-7X is a rebadged GM envoy and they even put the ignition in between the seats to convince dummies it was a Saab. lolz . Hahaha. SELLOUTS.

Dick: "My father loaned me his SAAB 9-7x to drive to the golfing range, and it drives so nicely since its a European design."

John: "but your truck is really a GM , gas guzzling waste of space and fuel...."

(laughter all around)

Dick: "but .... but... "

John: "why don't you girls get in my BMW and I'll show you some performance? ;o)"

Exit John with 2 supermodels.

Dick pulls a raisor blade from his cardigan, and slowly raises it to his wrists...

by Wojtek May 18, 2006


SAAB

Skinny Ass Anorexic Bitch

Joe: Yo Bob, do you see that skinny little girl over there?

Bob: Yeah man, what about her?

Joe: She's a SAAB for sure.

by naydanger November 09, 2010


SAAB

SAAB: is commonly known as the swedish car company. The acronym, however, stands for Something An Asshole Buys.

Look at that car.. Its definitely SAAB.

by Berlo October 11, 2009


SAAB

Acronym for "Sad American Autombile Byproduct"

My car was a SAAB.

by oldestof6 October 16, 2008


SAAB

acronym stands for Sick As A Bitch

Brian: "How was that My Morning Jacket show you went to?"

Pat: "SAAB!"

by assholeface12180 January 07, 2009


SAAB

Sure Ain't A Beemer

Jay: Hey look at that fugly car...

Bob: SAAB

by Physignathus October 21, 2010