SAWS

Short code for Shitting as we Speak

I can't send you a pic right now sorry, I'm SAWS

SAWS

Anacronym: Short Angry Welsh Man Syndrome

That guy kicking off over by there has chronic SAWS

SAWS

An acronym for shitting as we speak.

Person 1: I'll pick you up in a minute, be ready.
Person 2: I'll need some time... SAWS.
Person 1: I understand. Take your time bro.

Sawing

Execution by cutting a guy in half by a 2 man saw.

Sawing was the emperor's favorite way to half a guy he wanted dead.

He's been halved, you gentleman have done enough until it's time to cut another guy up.

saw

A Horror/Thriller movie with more of the following than any other movie :

1.Gore
2.Ear-rattlin scores
3.Eff words

Eric : Ill fuckin kill you !You fucking bitch!!!!

Amanda: Fix me you motherfucker !!!

Timothy Young :What the fuck ! What the fuck !

Adam : Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!Fuck!

Officer Rigg: Put the fucking knife down !

Detective Hoffman :Fuckin murderer !Fucker....!

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Saw is a brilliant movie with a metaphorical storyline beneath its freakout reputation.

Saw

The coolest fucking movie ever.

The movie Saw kicks so much ass.

Saw

n. A series that started out incredibly but has since become utter crap. Any movie fan with common sense will tell you that Saw I, II, III, and IV are brilliant, while Saw V-XIII are overrun with plot holes, bad acting, and screaming bitches.

v. 1) To come up with a great idea only to overuse it. 2) To ruin something good you had going.

I wish that every time I made a realization, the Saw theme would start playing.

Saw III is my favorite of the series.

Jimmy fucked that chick in our biology class last night, but he sawed it when he kept trying to go for anal.