SOMS

'suck on my schlong'... telling another to suck on your dick, could be used as a joke

here are your options buddy: go to the game with me, go to the movies, or SOMS

SOMS

"SOMS" is a expressional acronym in the tradition of "LOL," "LMAO," or "ROTFL." Translated, the acronym means "Spat On My Screen." This term is used to denote that something received or viewed via electronic communication is so funny that the proverbial "drink in your mouth" would be ejected onto one's computer monitor.

"SOMS, LOL, LMAO. That email was so funny yo."

Som

A really sensitive person who over-thinks every little detail of life. A friend who can be trusted. Who is ferociously emotional. Caring. Generous. Sweet. Simple. And in one word, someone who is not understood easily.

som, you are rare to find.

som

Stands for Scary Old Man

That man has been staring at me for awhile, he's such a som.

Som

It's a Thai word meaning orange. When Thai people says "Som lon" or "orange falls", it's also a slang meaning you're having a very good luck.

If you won this lottery ticket, it was just like a big 'Som lon' on you.

Somness

Play on the name 'Soma' and the word 'highness.' Generally, people with the name Soma seem to be pretty royal.

- Ohh your Somness, how may this lowly peasant be of help to you?

SoM

State of Mind

Silicon Valley is not a place, it's a SoM.