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Stupid Trainee Unformiliar with Military Procedures
Stump is a name used for Soldiers that are still in training and do stupid things.
"You are a real Stump!"
A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!
Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.
That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.
A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.
Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?
I stumped her!
Cought unaware, ignorant
Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!
Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!
During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
A sexual act of penatration (vaginal or anal) involving an amputated limb.
I walked into the restroom at the club last night, and caught these two chicks stumping in one of the stalls.