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Sammer is the guy of your dreams. He is the person who will make all your day dreams and awesome dreams come true. Sammer is known to be extremely popular and extremely hilarious. He is awesome, cool and amazing. He's also extremely fun to be with. Once you meet Sammer, he's the only one you need. Sammer is amazing.
He is sucha Sammer
The best, funniest guy on Earth. A very cute male who is very attractive and loving. The most muscular male, a very nice guy.
He's just like Sammer!
A type of female who is really hyper and sometimes somewhat annoying. A Sammer can automatically make any situation really awkward and she laughs at really inappropriate times. She drinks alot and loves to party, and when she's drunk she sometimes confesses her love for her bestfriends. People get tired of her really easily and usually like her alter-ego alot better.
Person: My cat just died.... I watched the whole thing happen....:(
Sammer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH i bet it was hilarious.
When a girl get's so drunk she wants to have a lesbian experience.
My girlfriend got sammered last night and made out with my buddy's girlfriend.
International term/name used to describe the greatest specimen of man: king of all kings, pimp of all pimps.
"Sammer, when I grow up I wanna be just like you!" or "Hail O' mighty Sam I am truly blessed to have met you"
To be hammered, but more Sam-like. Usually people with the name Sam are more prone to becoming sammered, but it's quickly becoming very popular for anyone, regardless of their name to become sammered.
Dude, I'm so totally sammered.
To place your hand between the legs of another and move your hand back and forth, slapping the thighs as a salmon's tail might.
"You should go sammers the hell out of Allanna!"