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Samu is a name that is given to a person who is very heckin good guy
Someone: Samu! You are a very heckin good guy!
Samu: thanks
A sufficient answer for everything
Question: Samu why did you miss that note
Answer: Samu
A hella sad nibba with no friends.
Yo look at that ugly samu over there
1)n. a popular video game character, starring in all "metroid" games, including "prime, echoes, and echoes 2". Earlier games left players wondering what this warriors gender was, but it is now apparent that samus is a female.
2)n. (slang), a term coinned by a few guys, that after playing the first Smash Brother's video game for N64, realized that once shot by a "ray gun" appeared naked on the screen. The name "samus" has since been used to describe several sexual implements used for gratification, including a pickle covered in foil, a big fluffy stuffed bunny w/ pleasure hole, a clown doll, and also used as a joke in referance to hot video game characters.
Guy 1:Rytas!!!! You queer, you banged Samus HOW many times?!?!?
Guy 2:Ummmm..... I couldn't resist, she's so much fun!
Guy 1:Dude, its a stuffed animal, go get a real chick!
Best damn video game character in one of the best damn video game series. Samus was the first female hero in a video game, and can kick some serious amounts of ass. She is infused with Chozo blood, and is equipped with a power suit developed by the Chozo race. It's technology is far beyond ours and even the Space Pirates. Her past is very mysterious.
Is known to have defeated the Mother Brain and her empire.
She also works for the Galactic Federation, and will be appearing next month in the upcoming game, Metroid Prime 2: Echoes.
Full Name: Samus Aran
Nintendo's most sexualised character in fan-fiction
Deviantart is full of sexy Samus pics