Nickname for guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani, one of the greatest guitarists to have ever walked the Earth.
"Hey, man, I was just listening to Satch; he rocks my socks off!"
(n) - a recliner, couch, bed, any object used to rest or relax on
(v)- satchin', to satch
To relax or be lazy
(n)- We just got a new satch for our living room
(v)- I really need to satch. I have been satchin' all day
(n) An extremely hairy section on a person's lower back.
OMG, Did you see that guy's satch!
Kim - hey girl, stay away from that guy. I heard he has a satch.
Pat - Dude, my satch feels like a gutter full of sweat its so damn hot out.
Short for "saturate" or "saturated".
"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"
verb-satch, to satch, satching
The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.
"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"
As a noun - A loser, weak, wimpy guy. As an adjective - When a person acts like a Satch, they are being Satchy. Created by Craig Mueller at the DKE house at Hamilton College @1991, when he described Noah as being the King of all Satches.
When T. Russell said "I love this song!", he was a big Satch. It was one of his satchiest moments, among many.
When Pickels asked Mueller what Satch meant, he said "Look in the mirror."