The act of ditching the bros/gals to talk, text, face time or hang out with a potential or current love interest.
(Shmoop, shmooped, shmoopin)
Dude, he was totally shmooping with that girl last night when we were at the bar
When you are about to fail a quiz and need notes to study last minute
Dude I was shmooping so hard list night
When someone smokes a joint or blunt, becoming slothful having nothing better to do afterwards.
San Francisco slang.
Johnny: Man, I am shmooped!
Melvin: We have to go do something we’re hella lazy.
Johnny: Another round?
Melvin: Hell yeah. I’m not shmooped yet.
a website that summarizes and analyzes books for lazy students who really dont want to do it themselves
dude, i really dont understand this book at all.
shmoop it.
an adjective used to describe something gross and foul and bad
the act of reading a summary of text off of the internet
Did u shmoop the english homework last night.
or
Everyone be quiet I am shmooping.
term of endearment or pet name between annoying lovers who constantly PDA
does shmoopie want tuna-woonie?
aww. shmoopie.