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The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.
Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
Shoelace is my crushes code name
Girl 1-“isn’t that the one boy that everyone call shoelace?”
Girl 2-“yea, they call him that bc blank likes him and she gave him that code name.”
To emotionally tie your partner down in a relationship.
(Not to be confused with any sexual act).
Ted: Sorry, Mike. My girlfriend made plans for next weekend, too.
Mike: Man, we never hang out anymore. She has shoelaced you, and you don't even realize it.
Someone that is sucking up their bosses arse so far that all you can see is shoelaces hanging out of the bosses arse.
Dude 1:Where's Johnny?
Dude 2: Being shoelaces.
Dude 1: how'd you know?
Dude 2: look at the bosses arse when he bends over.
something dat needs tying up all da time
my dam shoelaces hav come undone again!!!