Shread

pronounced as reading with a shhh at the beggining.

the act of reading while taking a shit.

Joe - Man I gotta shit, but this book is really good.
John - Dude just go shread.
Joe - Fuck, your right.

Shreads

Literally a hybrid of (or short for) Shitty Dreads. When a person has those nasty, un-cared for dread locks and doesn't seem to care that they look like a bum.

Dude: "Omg man, check out the Shreads on that guy!"

Friend: "Ohhh hell no, what's he think he looks like?!?!"

Dude: "Roflmao!"

Shreading

To longboard at high speeds.

Jim was sure shreading down that hill.

shread

fellatio performed by someone currently wearing braces

I got head from Flo today, but it was more like shread than head.

shread

In which to shred the gnar.

"dude lets go shread!"

"Shread!"

shreaded

To be shreaded; ripped; jacked; defined as in muscle.

That guy is shreaded. All he does is go to the gym.

Shreading

to make up a fake word and pretend it's real

"tell me what shreading is rn"