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A 3-4 inch tall weapon-loving Mastermind, with an insane desire to take over the world.
Shrimpy
A male with a abnormally small penis. Gets called a variety of names such as Shrimpy, Shrimp Dick, or Small Fry. And he normally claims he has a large dick... do you though?
“Hey Shrimpy you got a girlfriend yet”
“I wish, not with my little guy”
the sexiest person on earth.
Tree: I wish I was cool like shrimpy.
Shrimpy: BUT YOU'RE NOT. Fker still loves you.
Tree: *cries*
Fker: My name isn't fker! ;
the act of a homosexual male ejaculating into the anus of another man, and then sucking it out orally
I was having wall banging sex with Armando last night and he totally gave me a shrimpy.
A phrase for usually a cracker with a baby dick equal to the size of a tic tac
He pulled down his pants and I saw his shrimpy
An individual who is involuntarily celibate and, as a result of not having sex, his penis has shrivelled to the size and shape of a shrimp.
Only applies to those with poor understanding of biology, who believe that women who have sex will somehow have genitalia with the appearance of roast beef.
Seriously, what is up with that guy constantly calling us sluts and roasties?
Ignore him, he's just a shrimpy.