When you go for a shit but you have a wank just after or before on the toilet
Went for a lovely shwank there man
Cool
Dope
Awesome
Sick
Sweet
Nice
"Look at that stank shank that looks shwank"
"Look at him, he's soooo shwank"
"Awe that looks shwank as heck man"
Another word for cool.
Dude: Bruh your shoes are so shwank.
Dude 2: Thanks bruh
A shag that has no love, so technically, should be called a wank.
That ho got shwanked good and propper
Masturbating in the shower
part shower part wank
often done when staying somewhere communal e.g. a youth hostel
I had to have a shwank in scarborough so no one else could see me!
A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.
Also known as schwank.
Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank